Jon Snow and Ygritte Are Dating In Real Life
SMH - In a classic case of life imitating art, Game of Thrones’ on-screen lovers, Kit Harington and Rose Leslie, are a real-life couple. Better know as man of the Night’s Watch Jon Snow and wildling Ygritte, the pair made their relationship official when cosying up on the red carpet at the Olivier Awards at the Royal Opera House in London’s Covent Garden on Sunday after months of speculation. Jon, who broke his sacred sex vows with Ygritte in the cave, started talk of a real-life romance in 2012. However, they were rumoured to have split a year later.
Of course they are. I dont understand how on screen couples DONT become involved in real life. I feel like the majority do. There’s no way that “Jon Snow” can go down on “Ygritte” in a cave without Rose Leslie wanting Kit Harrington to go down on her in real life. Its only natural. Its about as guaranteed as banging the hot nanny. Some things just come down to human nature and two sexy single people simulating sex at work is going to 100% lead to actual penetration in real life. One of the dumbest moves of ALL TIME was Jennifer Aniston letting Brad Pitt do Mr and Mrs Smith with Angelina Jolie. “Oh you’re going to do a sexually charged action movie with one of the most sexual beings on earth??? Have a good time! Cant wait for the premier!” You fucking IDIOT! You just lost one of the best looking most successful dudes of all time.
Anyway as for Thrones, we’re just a couple weeks away from Season 6. And the blessing and the curse for Thrones is that they have super smokes, but they all can get killed at any minute. Like I wish we could see Ygritte naked and 69ing in a cave but she’s fucking dead already because thats how that sick furry bastard George RR Martin rolls. So as we head into S6, here’s the top 5 hottest chicks still alive on Thrones:
5. Sansa Stark
Sophie Turner is an absolute ROCKET. But I feel like she doesnt have that reputation. Probably because when the show started she was just a kid and it felt a little creepy. Plus with Khaleesi riding Dothraki D and Cersei banging her brother there was a lot of other sexy shit going on so nobody was focused on her. I feel like the still downplay how sexy she is for the sake of her character, but make no mistake shes a red head rocket
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4. Melisandre
Shes got that demon pussy and she might make you set your own children on fire but there’s no doubt in my mind that the Red Woman is a dick WRECKER.
3. Tyene Sand
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Look that haircut is rough. No doubt about it. Only hair worse is Cersei and thats because she got with with that SHAME. But that body is A+ and shes sexual napalm. Shes the most beautiful woman in the world and she might poison you, but she might give you the kinkiest Dorne sex of your life. All they do in Dorne is fuck. Worth the risk.
2. Margaery Tyrelle
I feel like Margaery is the leader in the clubhouse at the moment. Most GoT fans I know definitely cum themselves for her. But the number 1 undisputed champion of sexy on Game of Thrones always has been and always will be KHALEEEEESI *Jorah Voice*
1. Daenerys Targaryen called Stormborn, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons, Khaleesi of the Dothraki, Trueborn Queen of the Andals, Rhoynar, and the First Men, and Lady of the Seven Kingdoms
I miss the old Khaleesi who was a Dothraki sex toy but no doubt the Mother of Dragons is still the hottest chick on Thrones. Until George RR Martin kills her off she will always hold the Iron Throne in that department.
Bonus Sleeper Pick: Missandei
Flying way under the radar, Khaleesi’s right hand chick. That dickless loser Grey Worm is one lucky fuck. How can you be with a chick like this with no dick???
Wild Card Pick: Cersei
Right now, in Season 6, shes not really doing it for me. The short hair and all the shame and shit. But if she gets back to her long hair and getting banged out by her brother doggystyle, I am ALL IN on Cersei. Not in the current top 5 but could skyrocket as high as #2 if she plays her cards right.