Someone Born In The 1980s Not Knowing Anything About The OJ Simpson Case Is The Craziest Thing I Have Ever Heard
Am I wrong for thinking this is flat out nuts? I mean if you are a kid or even someone born in the mid-late 90s, I can kind of understand not knowing every single detail of the OJ case. But you have to think that throughout your life, you would have gotten at least a hint that The Rock + Michael Strahan of his day was accused of double murder and had a MOUNTAIN of evidence against him, right? I would say the OJ verdict was the second biggest news story of my life outside of 9/11. Not the most important story, but just the second most overall coverage.
And while I hate to besmirch the good name of a Stoolie’s gf, can you really trust someone over the age of 26 that doesn’t know what happened in the OJ trial? Because I have been racking my brain trying to figure out how this could happen, and there are only a few logical possibilities:
A. She lived in Amish country like Randy Quaid’s character in Kingpin.
B. Someone used a Men In Black flashy thing on her.
C. She was a British spy that was frozen for the last 20 years before being unfrozen to fight Doctor Evil alongside Elizabeth Hurley’s big, beautiful breasts.
Now I bet this girl knows what most of those references are from, yet she does not know whether or not OJ Simpson was found guilty of double homicide. Can’t wait for her to find out the verdict later tonight. Me? I’m just sad it’s almost over.
