People Who Order Cheap Chinese Food Are Uncivilized Savages

So this topic came up on the rundown the other day. I was talking about how New York is such a fraud city. How they say you can get anything delivered at anytime. It’s literally the biggest lie every told. I couldn’t even get good Chinese food delivered this weekend. Naturally KFC started ranting and raving about how Chinese food is the easiest thing to get delivered and how NYC was swallowing me up. How they always stick menus under your door and shit.

Hey Newflash asshole any Chinese food place that sticks low quality paper menus under your door has gross food. That’s just a fact. And anybody who isn’t a poor person doesn’t eat cheap disgusting Chinese food. No food has a bigger swing between quality and rat than Chinese. Bad Chinese can cripple you for 48 hours. Great Chinese gives you wings. That’s what I wanted to order. Great Chinese food. Not schmuck Chinese food. None of the high end places were available for delivery. And yes I have Postmates, Doordash, Seamless, Cavier, etc.

Well long story short both KFC and Big Cat called me a pussy for only eating great Chinese food. They said there was no difference. Basically all Chinese food is the same. It just shows you how stupid they are. This isn’t a man vs. women issue. This isn’t picky vs. not picky. This is civilized vs. scumags. And you are flat out scumbag if you order dirty chines food and shouldn’t be allowed within 100 yards of me.