When Are The Tom Brady Camo Shoes Coming Out?

Brady’s been out here gallivanting around in his own shoes for like two years now and I’m sick of it. When can I buy a fucking pair? How do I get my hands on a pair of the Brady 2’s in camo? Under Armour (I assume they make these for him?) has done quite well for themselves with the Currys of late, they’re the second best selling basketball shoe, but you know who he can’t outsell? Michael Jordan. Well, Kevin Plank, put your thinking cap on for one second, would you? In order to beat a legend you need to call in your own legend. Get those little sweatshop kids working on the camo TB12s and start taking your shots at MJ. Steph Curry is cute and all, but he’s bringing a fist to a bazooka fight when you’re going up against the likes of Michael Jordan. In order to beat a GOAT you need to be a GOAT so Tom Brady is undoubtedly the man for the job. I’m not quite sure how you pitch a white quarterback from California to the sneakerhead community but I can’t do everything for you.

PS – Love how Brady’s still about that sweatshirt around the waist life.