Guess I'm A Fat, Gross Fish Now

I blogged a look-a-like yesterday and while I surely don’t intend to make this a thing, this one was too spot on. I’m not even talking about the nose and grossness, thought those are on point, I’m just talking about this fish’s general disposition. Two peas in an aqua pod who are just sad and devastated and hate everything. Unless I’m using that “smile to fool yourself into being happy” trick, that’s my face. Therefore this is probably the meanest tweet ever. “Hey John, you look like a scary sea creature who keeps trying to drown himself and it just won’t work. Boom, roasted.”