Kid Pops Up Outta Surgery And Can't Stop Talking Like A Gangster

Laugh. Out. Loud. Funny. So funny that I have to go back on one of my hard and fast rules. That rule being that nobody should ever ever ever be allowed to film a person coming outta surgery who’s still on the anesthesia. It’s just not right. There’s no telling what a person all hopped on drugs is gonna say and they have no control. I’ve said it before but I don’t wanna come outta surgery some day screaming racial slurs or some shit. Then that gets posted to YouTube and it’s my legacy forever. HOWEVER that video right there is the exception to the rule. Because if your son or daughter pops up outta surgery talking like a gangster who rode camels in Dubai with his hot ass wife, you are required to share that with the world. That’s just the way it is. Kid was outta his skull. Didn’t know where he was or who he was. Just felt like talking like a world-traveling gangster in Dubai. Been a long time since I laughed that hard. Mercy.