ISIS's Newest Member Is An 81-Year-Old Chinese Grandpa So Be Very Afraid

Daily Mail- ISIS has released new images of its oldest fighter – an 81-year-old Chinese grandfather – in a desperate bid to boost morale with the terror group which is on course to lose Fallujah. Muhammed Amin is said to have once been a member of the minority Muslim Uighur in Xinjiang, an autonomous territory in north west China once known as Turkestan. But ISIS, currently battling to maintain control of its Iraqi stronghold of Fallujah, claim he left his home country with his family after seeing a video of his jihadi son being killed in Syria. In new pictures, the ageing extremist can be seen holding a hand gun and posing in front of a camera with another unidentified man. It comes as ISIS fighters launched a series of desperate counter attacks as Iraqi forces continued to advance on Fallujah. But more than 75 of the jihadists were killed when the attack was repelled, it emerged today. Inside the city, panicked extremists were reported to have rounded up about 100 young men while other fighters branding residents ‘cowards’ for not backing their cause.

Well that’s just sad. I would never feel bad for ISIS cause they’re a bunch of fucking assholes but this is just really sad. They’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel with who they’re willing to bring onto their little terrorist operation. Not only is their newest member an 81-year-old Chinese grandpa but they gave him a heroes welcome like LeBron James and Chris Bosh in Miami. “We’re gonna kill so many innocent people. Not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7.” The article says the move to bring him onboard was to boost morale? What the fuck does that even mean? Exactly how low is morale over there that bringing a super old guy is gonna help? “Hey guys, we know you’ve been feeling down lately, so here’s a guy who remembers what it was like when there was no such thing as a television or hover boards. He’s a real hoot!” He’s basically Blue from Old School except Blue was awesome and I bet this guy sucks. I got him dying from natural cause within the week.

He even sorta looks like Blue from Old School