India Puts 18 Lions On Trial For Murder - Daily Mail

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BBC – Forest officials in Gujarat state will test the lions’ prints and excrement in an attempt to identify the killer. The “guilty lion” will be kept in a zoo for life while the others will be released back into the Gir sanctuary, the officials told BBC Hindi. Six attacks on humans have been reported recently near the sanctuary, the only habitat of the Asiatic lion. Gujarat’s top forest official, JA Khan, said that the lions had been “arrested” over the past two months and were now being held in separate cages while tests were carried out. “We think we have pinpointed the guilty lion, but we are still awaiting the results of nine more animals,” he said.

We got India out here giving lions due process. Trying to find out which one killed humans and which ones are the nice lions. Newsflash India, all lions will eat the shit out of us. Its not like some are Mufasa and some are Scar. They are all King of the Jungle and will fuck our shit up whenever they please. So go ahead, arrest one lion. Put one tiger in the sanctuary. Let the other 17 lions go free. But just recognize you’re letting 17 more murders out on the loose because thats really what lions are. Big ass murderers.

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