I Need To Publicly Apologize To Steven Bowditch For Not Picking Him To Finish DFL This Week

I need to apologize to myself, to my company, to my readers, to my family and, most importantly, to Steven Bowditch. Each week on Tour I pick a player to finish dead fucking last and, if he’s in the field, Steven Bowditch is a DFL lock. For the US Open I wrote this:

Steven finished 17-over, securing like 200th place. Yet this week, for some godforsaken reason, I did not pick Steven. And here we are.

He’s even trolling me with his cool-guy self awareness.

So Steven, never again will I overlook someone who so obviously stinks at golf:

Steven, as a huge fan, I’m soooo sorry.