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I Could Listen To Margot Robbie Teach Me Australian Slang For Hours

 

 

 

 

 

That video is all the proof you need to know that beauty is the universal language. I sat through 5 minutes of Margot Robbie talking goddamn gibberish just to watch her mouth move and feel like her eyes were looking at me, and I’d gladly do it for another thousand hours. Makes you realize how all those shitty girlfriends you’ve had your whole life happened. You think back and you’re like my god she was the worst, she was so stupid and talked about the most annoying things, she said “like” so fucking much and spoke in emoji, how did that ever work for four months? She was hot. When you’re hot, you get to say nonsense and people will happily sit and smile.

 

 

PS – This video was part of a Vanity Fair piece on her that started something like “Margot Robbie is beautiful, but not in that otherworldly, catwalk way.” Oooooook buddy. Way to start the article off with a neg. Yeah, Margot Robbie is just normal hot. We all had a motherfucking Margot Robbie in high school. So approachable.