Miltons Pimp My Wedding
Miltons is going to hook up your entire wedding, up to 8 groomsmen, with all the gear they need. Send in your email to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com and we’ll have stoolies vote for the winners. We’re loading up right now for the next Pimp My Wedding Contest so if you are getting married this Fall/Winter send in your nominations. The next winner will be announced August 12th
Today’s Contestant
Reader Email
I get to stick my dick into the same vagina for the next 50 years……great…. I have run out of excuses to prolong getting married any longer. All of our douche bag friends are getting hitched left and right and its making the woman antsy. My saving grace has been that from the age she could cognitively understand the English language her Dad has explicitly drilled it into her head that he would never pay for a wedding, and he had his heels dug in pretty good. Now out of nowhere he’s had a change of heart and I’m pretty sure it’s just to spite me. I pitched a destination wedding in the Caribbean and the Barstool staff would have a better chance at Dave issuing out benefits than me being granted this wish………. Now it’s the same old fucking traditional wedding with overpriced prime rib and watching my grandmother do the Electric Slide. In planning this wedding I feel completely subdued. Laughs are forced, smiling is a struggle, and the possibility of me punching one of the guests in the face grows higher by the day. I need to find out where Costanza bought his wedding invitation envelopes and hope they are still available.
Barstool is awesome, Fuck Hillary, and for me a life of misery will certainly ensue…Mike
(43 votes, average: 5.98 out of 10)
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