I Somehow Don't Have An Issue With This Coffin Being Chained Up On The Side Of The Road In Philly

And it’s still not the most macabre thing on a daily basis on those streets. Can’t hate the move, either. Do you know how much caskets cost? If it’s a good coffin then that death box is probably more expensive than most vehicles, nah, houses on that block. Not that it matters that it’s locked up, anyways. If Philly savages are willing to skin secure bikes to the bone you know they have no issues scavenging apart a coffin and collecting what they can. That includes selling the organs of the warm body inside.

One thing’s for damn sure, the evil PPA will still probably give the casket a ticket and expect the cadaver to pay it. ESPECIALLY when the signs look like this:

Yup. Definitely getting a ticket for that casket. Seriously though, still not sure how these signs are constitutional. Every single time I park I end up staring at these things like a goddamn 3D Magic Poster for 10 minutes and still aren’t sure what’s going on. Give John Nash a valley full of Adderall and 20 years and he wouldn’t be able to decipher that shit. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING is despised more in this city than the PPA. Scumbags will ticket and tow you with no regard for humanity. I understand there are rules and regulations to be followed, but you know we’re living in a society. We’re supposed to act in a civilized way. If a mother parks in a tow away zone for 2 minutes to run in and get milk there’s a 50/50 shot she’ll return to an empty space. Shit is barbaric. That’s why this South Philly hero deserves to be our Mayor.

I don’t care who this man is but let him and his fat fucking dick run for Philadelphia office. Dude would get 90% on the votes on principle alone.