I Don't Understand Kim Kardashian's Body At Fucking All

I just saw this on Twitter yesterday, so forgive me if it’s an old picture, but what in the world am I looking at here?

They look like the hips and stomach of an upright Barbie doll

It just looks… off. Really off. But oddly enough, even if it looks like a doll’s torso, I feel like it’s an argument against plastic surgery? Like she’s always accused of getting ass implants, but I think this proves that it’s just a wild lower body? She’s just a person who’s shaped like a pear. Or someone whose bottom half is permanently in a sumo suit. It looks she was sitting on that wall, had a great fall, then all the king’s horses and all the king’s men haphazardly glued her legs back onto her egg body. It just doesn’t make sense! Don’t get me wrong, Kim Kardashian is smoking hot. It’s just that her midsection looks like she’s wearing a skin suit over a pair of Depends.