This Chick Doing Tongue Tricks With Her Giant Monster Tongue Is Impressive And Maybe Hot For Some
Right off the bat, I’m going to clarify that I found this video compelling much more in the being impressive/freak show sense than any sort of attractive quality. But I’ve had guys send in Tinder profiles of girls with their giant tongues poking out saying things like “So freaking hot” so I assume chicks with long or big tongues is a thing some people out there find sexy, presumably because you’ve always dreamed of having something resembling a tentacle thrust into your sexual adventures. Either way though, I’m blown away by what I saw here both from a biological standpoint and how effortless she made that all look. Like how do you even talk and eat with the slab of beef in your mouth at all times? Blows me away. For the sake of science, I tried to quickly match her efforts to make sure it’s not as easy as she made it look and I think the result ended up being more stroke victim than tongue trick shot artist:
Equally as sexy though, one could argue. I’ve never thought I had a noteworthy tongue (though I can curl it in a U for whatever that’s worth) but I feel like I just whipped it out next to Lexington Steele and can only hang my tongue in shame. Hurts a little. But as long as we’re putting material out there for the tongue lovers like this dude, that’s all that counts:
“Masturbate responsibly” – TheStefan1114ever
(h/t Liveleak)