Is Joe Flacco Elite? Joe Flacco Himself Weighed In Yesterday
“Is Joe Flacco A Elite QB?”
“No”
“But He won a Superbowl”
“So did Trent Dilfer”
That exact back and forth has probably happened millions of times. Its probably the most common conversaton thats ever been had at the Baltimore Ravens facility with the possible exception of the team chaplain reading Breshad Perriman last rites. Its gone from being a constant queston amongst Sportscenter hosts, to asking customer service agents in livechats (aka #Flaccoing) to now an inquiry being posed to the man himself.
Finally, Flacco addressed the age-old question and gives what can only be described as an electirfying answer at 6:14 seconds into the interview with Adam Schein of Mad Dog Sports.
His answer: “You cant ask me that, I’ll get myself in trouble.” Sounds like Joe Flacco is afraid to go there folks. Sounds like he’s been going to the Hillary Clinton school of avoiding tough questons from the press with this one. Say what you want about Donald Trump but he would of had his shirt off and he’d be bleeding from both nipples from pounding his chest so hard like a damn gorilla proclaming his Eliteness. My old coach use to always tell us if you wont stand on the table for yourself then you might as well start mopping the floor. Flacco needs to put some respeck on his own damn name before I make him.
Schein went on to ask him about me, not to brag, and asked Flacco how he reacts whenever anyone brings up the E word. Joe says that whenever someone mentions the debate to him he tries to ignore it by prentending to laugh and changes the subject which sounds a whole lot like the first 5 times I asked a girl out. Maybe Flacco just wants to keep Elite in the friend zone as opposed to Tom Brady who will knock Eliteness up and then dump it while its pregnant to pursue a even loftier goal.
But credit for Joe for doing my job for me and updating the Flaccometer which now has an updated reading of “Is Joe Flacco Elite?”
PS Shout out to Adam Schein for thinking my names PFT Commentator. I kind of like it. The only “tator” we should be focused on removing is that dick-tator Obummer.
(H/T to Jared)