Melbourne Crime Boss Accidentally Shot Himself In The Balls
NZ Herald — The son of a murdered Melbourne crime boss pulled down his pants and started crying when he thought he might die after he shot himself in the groin.
A bullet grazed Omar Chaouk’s testicle after he reached into his pocket for a cigarette, accidentally shooting himself with a gun he had there, Daily Mail reports.
Son of the late Macchour Chaouk, the 25-year-old pleaded guilty on Tuesday to being a prohibited person in possession of a firearm over the accidental shooting in 2015.
Big day for Australian dudes having bad things happen to their junk. We had this guy get bit on the dick (deck) by a venomous spider (for the second time) and now we’ve got this crime boss’ son shooting himself in the balls. Literally.
What kind of fucking idiot do you have to be to shoot yourself in the nuts? I’m annoyingly careful with just my cell phone in my pocket, making sure I don’t do something stupid to get it wet or drop it and crack the screen. (even extra sure I don’t bump into firm things because once in college I ran into the corner of a dining room table, pulled my phone out 10 mins later and the screen was shattered. had impacted the table directly with my pocketed phone. devastating.)
You’ve got a loaded gun with the safety off in your pocket and you’re just reaching in nonchalantly? What a moron. Really handled it like a modern day Tony Soprano too.
PS — Sweet haircut dude.
PPS — Sweet jackets dudes.
