This Picture Of Tiger And Paulina Is Everything I Wanted It To Be

It was all worth it. Medinah. Phil calling out Tom Watson. The Task Force. Floods, tornadoes, mudslides, tsunamis, mass casualties, etc. Anything that led us up to this moment in time was worth it. Drunk Tiger Woods standing next to Paulina Gretzky. Thank the heavens. The picture is even better than I thought it was gonna be. I’m absolutely printing it out and getting it framed. Might put it under my pillow at night for good luck. That doesn’t make sense and it doesn’t have to. Tiger wearing his Sunday red makes it a billion times better. Do I think they had sex? Maybe. Maybe not. All I know is that it’ll probably happen some day and that Dustin Johnson would probably be okay with it. He seems like the kind of guy who’s down with a little swapping. Let’s get Lindsey Vonn in the mix for DJ and call it even. Maybe hit up Elin. Paulina is a once-in-a-lifetime blonde smoke and Tiger is a once-in-a-lifetime cocksmen who LOOOOOOOOOVES blondes. It would be downright disrespectful to the human race if they didn’t fuck at least once. What a picture. What a life.