Searches For Clown Porn Are WAY WAY Up Since The Recent Creepy Clown Epidemic
LONDON — Searches for clown porn have increased by 213 percent since the recent “creepy clown” craze took off, according to the porn website Pornhub. Social media has been replete with creepy clown sightings since August. The first sighting happened in South Carolina, where a group of children claimed that clowns tried to lure them into the woods. As the craze sweeps across the world — including in the UK — children have been left terrorised by clown sightings and professional clowns are complaining that their livelihoods are being ruined. There has, however, been one upside. Clown fetish porn is seeing a colossal boom and it’s partly because of the recent clown furore.
These studies and charts come out every time there’s something going on in the world. When Christmas time rolls around, searches for Santa porn goes way up. When Thanksgiving time rolls around, searches for people fucking turkeys go up tenfold. When St. Patrick’s Day rolls around, people like to watch leprechauns fuck. So it stands to reason that people are no jerking off to a higher level of creepy clowns than they were before the clown epidemic stated up. It’s actually pretty simple as to why this is happening. Guys see what’s happening in the news (in this case, it’s crazy clowns running around the country) and think, “I wonder if I could jerk off to that” so they enter it into the search bar. And sure enough, 99.9% it is something guys can jerk off to because guys can jerk off to almost anything. That’s what happens when you live during a time period where porn of every kind is so readily available. We’re constantly looking to push the envelope and find that next thing that will get us off. Midget clowns, clown orgy, clown feet, clown gang bang, bring it all on. We’re looking to sample just about everything.
By the way, everyone is entitled to watch whatever kind of porn they want (within reason). No judgement here but if you’re looking up “clown fart” you’re a fucking WEIRDO
