Video Proof Of Dragons Flying Over China
Daily Mail – Mysterious footage has surfaced showing a ‘dragon’ flying across a mountain range in China. The vision, uploaded to YouTube, appears to show the mythical creature soaring over rugged mountains on the border of China and Laos. The mobile phone video has sparked a fierce social media debate, with some viewers stunned but others were less convinced. Dragons are legendary creatures in Chinese folklore, leading many to believe the footage is authentic. The clip, uploaded by ApexTV, has been viewed over a million times and met with a range of comments. ‘Creatures that were as myth and legend are about to become real again,’ wrote one commenter. But others cast doubt on the credibility of the footage, claiming the focus on the camera gives it away. ‘It’s a cell phone device camera, so it’s pan focused and can’t focus on particular object,’ wrote one commenter. Others speculated whether the footage was in fact part of a scientific conspiracy theory involving drones. ‘I’ve read some articles about how scientists and engineers have combined knowledge and discovered the natural movement and aerodynamics of a bird so perhaps they have tried to replicate it on a machine,’ the user wrote.
Well lets start with the most important part of this video:
This dude pronouncing dragon “dray-gun” is fucking OUTRAGEOUS. The most preposterous of all pronunciations. “Is that a draygun?” No, asshole. Because theres no such thing as a draygun its just you blatantly mispronouncing a very simple, well known term.
Secondly, suggesting thats a pterodactyl is just silly. Cmon folks use your heads. Pterodactyls have been proven extinct for millions of years. There are fossils and bones to prove it. Either pterodactyls never existed and God placed those bones there, or they’ve been extinct since the Jurassic Period. Either way, that aint a fucking pterosaur.
Which leaves us with the obvious – this is a dragon. Dont need to tell me twice. I dont need to see any other video. Thats a fucking dragon. All you Dragon Hunters can pack it up and head home. Your job is done. Got all the proof you need so you can start hunting Aliens or Big Foot or something else. Dragons are here and they are very real and spectacular. Dont talk to me about cameras and drones and shit like that. We’re not joking about Thrones dragons. Its just a Chinese Dragon, period. Naturally thats where the dragons are located. Cant really think of any other place dragons would naturally live. And we got all the proof we need. Like I said lets switch focus to Chupacabra and Loch Ness and all that other shit because Dragons is #done.
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