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Week 7 NFL Fashion Wrap Up AKA Your Wife's Favorite Blog

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Slow week. Some of my favorites are injured or on byes (Cam, Big Ben). So I kept it short, sweet and to the point. lets go.

Aaron Rodgers
It got below 50 degrees this week so cardigan-sweater wearing Aaron Rodgers is back. As a fan of cardigan sweaters (those and a tee shirt under are a great big guy move), I really have nothing but love for it. Yes, I know this is the same cardigan the Big Lebowski wore.

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Carson Wentz

Carson is officially comfortable. That is the only way to describe a very large-patterned blazer with a white v-neck. Maybe this is how he thinks everyone who doesn’t live in North Dakota dresses. Regardless, anyone who has enough balls to wear this combo has a fan in me. (He is also is my franchise QB so… he can do whatever he wants)

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Malcolm Jenkins

The best dress in the NFL. That is a fact. However, I put this in here more for the name of the event he held because “Blitz, Bow-Ties, and Bourbon” are all things I can get behind. Malcolm Jenkins 2020. book it.

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Beau Allen

I just had to throw this in there. Beau rocking a bow in his hair was awesome. Great way to raise awareness, but the most impressive part? I think it stayed in for the entire game. Downright impressive. Just another reason why I have requested a Beau Allen jersey for Christmas.

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Landry Jones

“Hey mom, can you run to Kohls for me this week and pick me out a button down from the Urban Pipeline brand? The Steelers need to me to be the quarterback again.”

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Blake Bortles

HE HAS DONE IT!

After months of me bashing him for being a walking Jags christmas catalog, Blake fucking Bortles has worn real people clothes. Yes, he looks like he is going to have IPAs with a bro from college at a beach bar in California, but hey, we have to start somewhere.