Seattle's Defleated Footballs Don't Have Shit To Do With Shit So Shut Up

Guys. Please stop sending these pictures. Stop emailing them, stop tweeting them, stop having them delivered to the office by certified mail because we’ve seen them. However, they don’t have a fucking thing to do with Deflategate or PSI or whatever. Kicking balls, or K-Balls, don’t have the same regulations as offensive balls. They’re sent directly to the refs and they control them for the entirety of the game. No one has access to them and the kickers and snappers and holders hate them because they’re fresh out of the box and slippery as shit. Their PSI is whatever. Kicking a deflated ball probably wouldn’t help you put much of a charge into it or make it harder to catch, now would it?

But even more than that, who gives a fuck about Deflategate anymore? Stop trying to find every, little, incorrect thing to bitch and moan about. It’s over. We lost. Now, we’re winning. Tom Brady is back. The Patriots are 7-1 and atop the AFC and look like world beaters. Who honestly gives a shit anymore? Now that everything is in the rear view I’m thrilled Deflategate happened. Tom Brady is pissed and rested and the Patriots have a legitimate “us against the world” mentality. Get over it and just focus on the fact that they’re the only interesting team to watch in the NFL.

Stop sending these, I beg of you. They mean nothing.