How Crazy Do You Have To Be To Hang Toilet Paper In Order To Block The "Crack" In A Stall?

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I’ve never seen anything like this before and kinda need to know if this is normal. Someone hung toilet paper over the crack in the bathroom stall door so that nobody could “see inside.” They just left it there. Photos attached

Viva

To answer my own question you need to be a 10 out of 10 crazy. Going to any great lengths whatsoever when shitting is absolutely fucking idiotic. I don’t care if you’re building a nest or building a TP wall to prevent… I guess people spying on you while you shit?… then you’re a fucking jabroni. Just shit. Go into the bathroom and shit. I’m a comfort shitter, I much prefer to do it in my own home, but if there’s an emergency then I just go into the stall and get it done. These extreme measure to try and feel some kind of feigned comfort are just silly and a waste of time. It’s never going to be the same as shitting in your home so just make it quick and get it over with. It’s kind of like jerking off in that sense. No matter what props and toys you use to try and make jerking off seem like sex, it’s never going to be like it and you’re just gonna be a weirdo. So just use your hand and get it done fast. Shit and get it done fast and don’t be a weirdo.

Unless this guy was jerking off, which he probably was, and in that case it’s a pretty great move.