The Montgomery Biscuits Buttery Biscuit Lids Are The Hottest New Hats In Minor League Baseball

Fire in the hooooooole! Gotta love this minor league baseball trend, and the Biscuits are the OG. Before there was jumbo shrimp and tacos and baby cakes and all kinds of asers, there was the Montgomery Biscuits. They started this whole shebang. And now they’re coming back for the crown with a big ol buttery flakey biscuit for a lid. We’ve just gone one problem:

How??? This is criminal. I thought this was America, where the good people of this country deserve a biscuit on every head and a chicken in every pot. How dare the Biscuits deprive us of that? I’m sure they’ll make their way onto the field once the Biscuits sell a bajillion hats in their team store but damn. Give the people what they want.