I Think I'm Back on Team Jennifer Lawrence Because She's on Team Butt Plugs

Oh right, they aren’t yours! The old Austin Powers excuse. Honestly, it’s not mine! I don’t know how it got in there! The NRA is jealous of the size of your arsenal, Jennifer. You couldn’t be more guilty if you pulled a butt plug out of your ass right there on stage. I’m really curious if she thought anyone was buying her story. Just a “joke” where she happened to have 9,000 ass pacifiers in her luggage, LOLZ!1! And okay, even if we decide to buy the story that they aren’t hers, which they clearly are, you know that little short haired fuckminx has tried them out. Traveling all over the place to do press on her movie, 100% she does that thing where you look over at something, think about it, turn your head back…then look over at it again, turn back, and then finally are like ugh fuck it and just do it. Everyone knows that feeling. And Jennifer knows it about plugs for her rectum. So I think I’m back in. This was her first domino. She is testing out the plugs, then she’ll need the real thing. That’s how science works.

PS: Do kids nowadays watch Austin Powers? Those movies were before their time. Before the Judd Apatow movies and all that took over, there was Austin Powers. And the Austin Powers movies are still funny as all hell.