DJ Khaled Got Lit Up In Net By Justin Bieber In Some Intense Street Hockey Action
Jeeeeesus christ, Khaled. At least make him work a little for those goals. Make yourself bigger in net. Have a little patience. Make him make the first move. That grocery stick Justin Bieber is just out there scoring like
Now Justin Bieber gets to walk around like he’s Pavel Datsyuk. Kid thinks he’s the next Linus Omark. Why? Well because of a severe lack of fundamentals from DJ Khaled. His goaltending coach should be ashamed of himself. I mean, just look at this form.
Disgraceful. Pitiful. It makes me want to throw up. This has glove save written all over it. But Bieber stuffs it in the back of the net because DJ Khaled has two hands on his stick. And here I was thinking that the Flyers had goaltending problems. He made a big key saves here and there. But even on the saves he did made, he let up the juiciest of rebounds. Uhhhh hey DJ Khaled. Here’s a “major key” for your dumbass. Maybe try deflecting the puck toward the corners, you dumbass. You’re giving the pigeons who park their ass in front of the net the easiest goals of their lives with those rebounds. Swiss cheese there, eh buddy? Friggin’ sieve.
And I guess the only logical next step here is for Justin Bieber to head into the NYC office to do a goalie challenge with Pres. Two of the biggest benders on the planet going nose-to-nose. Need it to happen.