"Genderless Nipples" Is An Account Driving Instagram Crazy Because They Can't Shut It Down (Maybe NSFW?)

First let me say that the crusade by women to be able to show their nipples is one of the weirdest ones currently on this earth. Why? Why do you HAVE to show your titties to everybody? I’m not complaining, it just kinda feels like you’re sexually assaulting me. A man’s nipple is just an ornament to make sure our bodies don’t look like aliens, a woman’s nipple is an important part of the reproductive process and therefore a sexual organ by my standards. You can’t show it. I don’t demand that you look at my gross dick, don’t demand I look at your gross nipple.

But as far as moves making sure you get that nipple out there? I gotta tip my cap to this move. Oh Instagram you like taking down and banning chick nip? Guess what? Now you can’t even tell what’s what so you gotta leave it all out there. My only concern is what if I find a nip sexy and it’s a dude’s? Like that first one in the top left? That’s a good nipple. This one right here?

Kind of a bland nipple without much character, but a fine one nonetheless. What if they belong to dudes? Is it like a gloryhole situation where as long as you never really find out who that mouth/nipple belongs to then it’s definitely a girl? I like that. All the sexy nipples are chick nips, all the gross ones are dude nips. It has been said.

PS – I’ve never really looked at and focused on an up close nipple before right now and guess what? Way weirder looking than I recall. They look like chest clits and that’s what I’ll call them forever.