Seeing The Guy That Does The Voices Of Mario, Luigi And Others Has Completely Ruined Those Video Games For Me

No no no no no no a million times no! That is #NotMyMario. I’m not sure what I thought the guy that voiced a plumber that has given countless hours of entertainment to people across the world would look like. But it sure as shit wasn’t the prototypical old guy in the locker room that is never wearing his towel. Mario’s voice should be done by a guy with at the very least a mustache. Donkey Kong should be an absolute hoss of a man. And Luigi? Who gives a fuck about Luigi. Only thing he ever brought to the franchise was the “Bros.” in the title.

Now I will admit that I may be acting a little harsh on Charles here. My dumb brain has trouble realizing that cartoons and video game characters aren’t real. It just doesn’t seem feasible that Fred Flintstone, Homer Simpson, and Lara Croft (sup) are just a puddle of ink and animation. And if we are being honest, I’m still recovering from the mindfuck of watching The Simpsons voice actors do their characters on Inside The Actors Studio.

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    P.S. This is a frame that probably should have ended up on the cutting room floor. That just made me feel weird.

    mo

    h/t Ballow