Are Bathroom Couches The Newest Trend Sweeping The Nation? Well, It's Hard To Say

Last night I was partaking in a few adult beverages with my pals and nature called so I sauntered to the bathroom. When I got in there, I was pleasantly surprised.

“Hey Chaps. Why were you surprised, pal? You’ve done plenty of pisses in your life. What could possibly be new?”

Thanks for asking.

This bathroom had a couch in there. Like a shitty fake leather couch. Truth be known, I didn’t sit on it because I thought that it was gonna be a piss couch. The couch in the bathroom was a terrific idea. It’s now the morning after and I can admit that one of my deepest regrets in life is that I didn’t hang out on that couch. Piss or not, I think it would have been a nice little break from the action at the bar. If the couch looked nicer, you bet your ass that I would be lounged out on that mother fucker, but I was a judgmental asshole. I let myself down and I let you down. I could have been just kicking my feet back while shooting the breeze with other dudes who were pissing. A relaxed man doing relaxed man things. Instead, I ordered another margarita and missed out on something truly special. Let that be a lesson to all of us.