The Barstool Party Was The Best Party In Houston
Let me say this loud and clear. I didn’t go to any other parties. I have no idea what the other parties were like. I know what ours was like. There were celebrities fucking everywhere. JFF, Romo, Zeke Elliot, Guy Fieri, NY Giants, Maria Menonous, Jerry Jones bus, Stan Kronkie, Bortles, Jared Goff, Joe Thomas, Conner Barwin, Shaq, Kyle Long, Kyle Rudolph, Travis Kelcie, Mike Vrabal, All of the boston sports media, Ted Johnson, Sam Gash, Zolack, Tyler Eifert, Ian Rappaport, Mike Florio, Matt Berry, Keenan Allen, Allen Robinson, J Adjayi, Kirk Herbstreit, Dansby Swanson, Tyron Smith, Joe Thomas, Demarco Murray, Deshone Kizer and on and on and on it went. Literally the hottest party of the night. Thousands of people trying to fight there way in.
And guess what? The highlight of the night was still our post party at the Totinos house. I don’t even know how all these people found their way back to the Totinos house but it was packed till 6am. Loud Sean our video guy being absolutely blackout drunk stumbling around in his boxers late night doing unforgettable things that will scar our entire office for years to come. Just overall an electric night..
