Breaking: Chili's Has Officially Un-Banned Pam Beesly

As everyone with a pulse knows, Pam Beesly had a pretty good time at the 2005 Dundies, hosted by Michael Scott. Pretty good time is an understatement, she she got really drunk and won the prestigious Whitest Sneakers award (and not longest engagement), all while she drank 1,000 margaritas before kissing Jim. But there was a down side to it as well, as Pam was issued a life-time ban from the restaurant.

Well fast forward 12 years, and Pam found herself in a tricky spot. Does she risk it?

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I’ve always wondered how places implement life-time bans, but it seams Pam has abided by it. However, she must no longer worry, as Chili’s issued a press release and unbanned her yesterday

She never gave up hope. She never stopped believing. And now she is free to enter any Chili’s and feel all the God she can. Congrats to Pam and Jim, as they can now enjoy airports the way they were always meant to be enjoyed.