Somebody Call The Wahmbulance: Roger Goodell Had His Feelings Hurt By Matt Patricia Wearing Our Clown Shirt

CBS – According to CBS Sports’ Jason La Canfora, Roger Goodell was very upset to see his face sporting a clown nose on the T-shirt of Patriots defensive coordinator Matt Patricia in the wake of the Patriots’ Super Bowl LI victory.

From La Canfora: “The T-shirt really bothered him,” according to one ownership source who had been in contact with big wigs at the league office. “The fact that [Robert] Kraft didn’t stop him from wearing that ticked some people off, but did they really think he’s going to protect Goodell after all of this?”

Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not let Goodell see this picture:

BUY OUR CLOWN SHIRT AND FIRE GOODELL HAT

I FUCKING LOVE IT! Hey Roger do you know who we are yet you dunce faced ant! We’re the guys you pretended didn’t exist during the Superbowl week. Now we’re the guy dancing on your grave. We’re the guys who supplied Matt Patricia with the Clown shirt that he pooped all over your face with. We’re the guys who supplied Danny Amendola with the Fire Goodall hat that he urinated on your face with. Every piece of anti Goodell clothing that you saw during the parade came from us. We were ground zero for all the hate and animosity. It all came from my brain. And now my brain owns your brain.

Hitler
Stalin
Goodell.