KFC Radio - Shark vs Polar Bear In An Olympic Size Pool, Who Ya Got

So I was going to write about the “what fictional sports event would you most like to attend” question but I realized that blog will take me forever to do correctly so I’ll save it for Monday when I have more time (maybe top 50 during Christmas week)

So the next best question on the episode was a Shark vs Polar Bear in an olympic size pool. Lot of people saying I’m a fake shark guy because I picked a Polar Bear. No I’m not, I just live in reality. I love sharks, love them to death, but the one animal that a shark doesn’t match up against is a Polar Bear. Brown bear, black bear, grizzly? Give me the Shark. But a Polar Bear can swim his dick off, and the lateral movement is just too much for a shark to handle. All the polar bear has to do is move his hips once and get out of the way while simultaneously sinking his claws into the shark’s back and it’s over. That’s the thing with sharks, they can be hooked. People hook them all the time. A polar bear essentially has 10 huge fishing hooks on his hand. Don’t tell me he couldn’t ride the shark’s back and gouge him to death. Polar Bears are fucking gnarly, and if you don’t agree then you just don’t watch enough animal shows, straight up.

Time to vote.

1 for shark, 10 for polar bear

(986 votes, average: 5.02 out of 10)

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