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Red Bull Made A Chicago Office Into A Skate Park, EXTREME!

 

Oh man, so fucking extreme!

 

Here’s my problem with this. I know Red Bull has a million marketing strategists that are smarter than me but I’m going to shoot straight from the hip here as a common man anyway. I don’t give a fuck about a skate video red bull. I don’t care that someone did a halfy off a copying machine or a tube rail by the receptionist. It literally does nothing for me. I, like almost every person I know, drink Red Bull for one reason and one reason only, to stay awake when I want to drink and party more. That’s it. That is the only time I drink it. I drink coffee when I’m trying to work, I drink Red Bull Vodka’s when I’m tired and want to party. I don’t slam one and then do an ollie, I slam one and then continue to stand at the bar so that I can slam another one and continue to stand at the bar. That is your core audience. Start making ads for those people because a skate video with a legit 5 year old does nothing for me.

 

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