The Four Horsemen Of Queens Commercial Is Boner Fuel For Mets Fans
Not gonna lie, I wish the picture that leaked a few weeks ago was an actual candid shot of a four horsemen dinner instead of a commercial. But since that’s not the case, I am just going to watch this commercial on loop during this blizzard and try to think of the warm days of summer that will definitely not be a roller coaster ride. The Four Horseman are going to come out, put the National League into a figure four leglock and whatever other finishing moves the Four Horsemen did because I wasn’t a poor that watched WCW growing up, which will then lead to the first ever four-way tie for the Cy Young Award and we will all be eating steak and lobster at the parade in the Canyon of Heroes at 11 am on Halloween, costumes mandatory. Nothing can possibly go wrong!
However I am still disappointed that there was no Zack Wheeler punchline in the commercial, even though the whispers of him not being an actual living person but a figment of Mets fans’ imaginations grow louder every single day.
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And yes I hope Bartolo sees this commercial a billion times this year and licks his lips thinking about the meal that could have been if he didn’t sign with the Braves and break millions of Mets fans hearts.