Oilers Owner Daryl Katz Is Being Accused Of Offering A Chick Around $2 Million For Sex And Threatening To 'Blackball Her From Hollywood' If She Told

DM – In a leaked phone call obtained by Daily Mail Australia, Michael Gelmon can be heard telling Greice Santo that she will ‘not work in Hollywood ever again’.

Mrs Santo, the wife of notorious gambler Robert Cipriani, had months earlier refused to sleep with Gelmon’s billionaire cousin Daryl Katz in exchange for money, according to a police report she made.

In the phone call, Gelmon speaks of a conversation between another Canadian businessman and Katz’s head of security.

“I just got off the phone a few minutes ago with the head of Daryl’s security,” Gelmon says. “[A businessman] contacted him and told him that you mentioned that you took some money from Daryl. Daryl’s head of security indicated that they will make sure you don’t work in Hollywood ever again.”

According to the police report, the sordid deal would see Katz and Mrs Santo sleep together six times a month for a year – taking the full payment to $1.44million (AUD$1.92million).

I struggled with the amount to put in the headline because $1.44m isn’t quite one million, not close enough to round up to two million…but have no fear, here’s the economic breakdown:

Six loads per month = 72 loads per year = $20,000 per session

If we’re SOLELY going by the rate card to have sex with a woman of questionable repute, that’s not a bad offer. $20,000 per sex session would get you about the highest caliber gal you can get I have to imagine. But the thing is…you probably can’t go around offering money for sex to married women who aren’t interested in it. And you especially probably can’t threaten their careers through intermediaries if they say no. And you really probably can’t do that when you’re the owner of a prominent NHL team about to enter a highly ranked playoff squad. There are a great many failures of process here in the pussy acquisition game, that much I think we can all agree on.

But ignoring all the legal and ethical issues involved with offering someone millions for frequent access to their vagina, here’s my one question: How did he sniff her out as a chick deserving of this offer? Like was she vibing a little and then he came in to close the deal with a 30 page Pussy Asset Purchase Agreement? Or is he just throwing these seven figure ejaculatory contracts willy nilly to anyone he wants to possess? I would say neither is gentlemanly per se but one is definitely more defensible when you’re the eccentric billionaire type.

Anyway here are some more pics to judge if this married actress was worth the restricted free agent offer. Personally I’d go ham on 70 Instagram models at a clip if I had my choice on that budget of his but the heart, dick, and bulging wallet wants what it wants:

PS Apparently this Greice Santo chick has a real spell over dudes, even Uncle Jesse got caught in:

Have mercy.