A Girl's Awkward Twerking On The Side Of Road Distracted A Driver And Made For A Nasty Motorcycle Crash

Liveleak – The driver was distracted by the dancing girl. Biker[‘s] alive with fracture of the pelvis and an open fracture of the leg.

Talk about a bad luck situation. You’re driving down a street, get distracted by a decent looking girl on the side of the road spastically dancing around for her own amusement (but also could easily be fleeing from some sort of Texas Chainsaw Massacre situation) and you happen to end up going against a speeding motorcycle in an impromptu game of Chicken. Life comes at you fast and even if this situation did happen in Ukraine, this could just as easily happen to one of you in America with some girl doing this for social media attention, a very relatable accidental vehicular manslaughter situation.

So while normally I’d be reluctant to blame a girl gyrating on the side of the road (truly the lifeblood of industry, without women of ill repute fucking frustrated truck drivers at rest stops we might be crippled economically), this chick DEFINITELY deserves some sort of penalty for her part here. It looked like a chunk of the motorcycle kneecapped her, I’d accept that as a karmic payment. But distracting drivers with your kinda sexy, kinda seizure dance moves on the side of the road is a dangerous hazard. With every uncoordinated thrust of her hips was a butterfly effect of serious road injuries waiting to happen. Gotta pay for your ass making a Final Destination reboot almost happen for these poor guys.