Salt Bae Voting In The Turkish Election With His Trademark Salt Sprinkle Pose Is A Hilarious Move
Motherfucking Salt Bae back in the spotlight with almost ONE MILLION Instagram likes on that pic, simply refusing to go away. And bringing a little electricity to an obviously already thrill-a-minute Turkish election. Look how amped up they are for Salt Bae sprinkling his contribution to the Democratic process:
But honestly I do kinda love the move by Salt Bae. Even if I were one to argue against 1 million Instagram likes, I do believe in one thing: People seeing Salt Bae only want to see his one trick. Remember when he shoved roses in a pig’s ass and danced around with it?
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Didn’t see that one going viral or becoming the hot meme of the moment that Ellen and midwestern housewives enjoy. It’s like Salt Bae is a one hit wonder and he’s figured out that people don’t want to hear the B-sides, they want the hit. So he’s gonna keep sprinkling salt all over his sweaty Mediterranean forearms, he’s gonna sprinkle votes in Turkish elections, if he goes to autograph signings he’ll have a thing of salt on the side for people to get $20 photos with as he generously thrashes crystals around…this is his brand. Salt Bae’s a one trick pony and the people wouldn’t want it any other way.
^Despite what you know about Asian people and how pro-Salt Bae I am, still one of the top 10 weirdest videos they’ve ever been responsible for creating