Antonio Brown Is Back With His Pregnant Baby Mama After He Had To "#CallGod" To Break Up With His Hot New Instagram Chick
Bossip – The Steelers wide receiver [Antonio Brown] took to Instagram Monday night to post up some beautiful family photos. As wholesome as the photos look on the surface, there’s actually a lot going on behind the scenes. You will see a #CallGod hashtag on the photos and in Antonio’s IG bio, and some outlets are reporting that the baller got a call from God to bring him home to the mother of his kids.
The woman in the photos is Chelsie Kyriss, the mother of AB’s sons Autonomy and Ali King (he also has two children with another woman). Chelsie is also pregnant with a third little boy, as Antonio mentions in the second post. Chelsie actually shared the news herself about a week ago, when Antonio’s now ex-girlfriend, actress Jena Frumes posted a photo of them together at an NBA game.
“He posted me and I posted him to let the world know, being that we both lived such public lifestyles,” Frumes told BOSSIP.” “He’s an amazing guy. I have no ill words and he’s great with his kids, they’re awesome kids! I’ll forever wish him the best. I suppose we just moved too quickly before he had closure with his past situation.”
Frumes also defended her own reputation, as you will notice there are plenty of people on social media calling her a “sidepiece.”
“I’m completely hurt, this took me by complete surprise,” Jena told BOSSIP. “I take my image seriously and I would never break up a family or intentionally make myself look dumb. I thought this was it and I found my soulmate but stuff happens and life goes on.”
And, as a jilted Instagram gal might, Jena Frumes also tweeted her displeasure with the situation:
There’s a lot to digest there with the baby mamas and the reunions and the jilted ethnically ambiguous girls with amazing eyes and deleted tweets soaking up every bit of public attention for being Antonio Brown’s #SB2K17 side pussy adventure. But the big part that jumped off the page to me was the change in his bio to “#CallGod” coinciding with him returning to the mother of three of his five children:
Or, more accurately:
I mean listen I get a lot of people fall back on religion in tough times, no judgment there. But you’re “calling God” over the decision of whether you should go back to your (unwed, also no judgment but let’s keep it honest with playing phone tag with God) mother of your kids…or some really hot chick you DMed on Instagram? I’m pretty sure God would prefer you keep that one over text because it’s a one line reply of “Yeah you fucked up, go back.” Even the most supportive New New Testament God would be like “Yeah man I dunno maybe get a divorce and pay the child support and go fuck chicks since you just made $70 million in a new contract PS this is off the record.” But there was no world where God was going to be like “Hey AB great year, hope Ben doesn’t retire lol. Anyway yeah keep posting pics of your Instagram model side chick while your wife is fat as fuck at home carrying your seed. Great move.” Bit of a waste of a call there, you only get so many with the man upstairs. Save the Phone a Friend lifeline for a more harrowing decision.
And while the Jena Frumes reaction kinda annoys me with how naked of a grab for attention it is, I get it. This raises her profile a little and if Antonio Brown is going to yo-yo her around in between Skype sessions with deities she might as well do what she can to make the most of it. I might have gone to TMZ over Bossip to maximize the exposure but, you know what, that might be the white devil in me. And Jena Frumes is a dime so whatever let’s enable it for now:
*in Belichick voice* “And we’re onto the NBA.”