The Avril Lavigne Is Actually Dead Conspiracy Theory Hijacked The Weekend And I Believe It
Buckle up, buckaroos. The “Avril Lavigne is dead” conspiracy theory came in HOT over the weekend, with that first tweet amassing nearly 100,000 RTs and sending the Internet into a tizzy. Here is your conspiracy:
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So to summarize:
Straight up, if you don’t believe Avril died and was replaced by Melissa her look alike, you’re just as naive as people who don’t believe in aliens or everything that happens in National Treasure movies. I’m going to go even further and say Melissa encouraged, or shit, even assisted Avril in hanging herself. When you think about it, Complicated and Sk8er Boi were such bangers, there had to be…HAD TO BE a reason she never was able to replicate them. And now we know it’s because she is dead, replaced by weirdo Melissa.
Funny how in her latest tweets, she never shows her face, eh?
Stay woke, my friends.