Miami Lawyer Compares Smoking Weed To Pedophilia

People love to make outrageous comparisons like saying “This is like Hitler.” No… the only thing that is like Hitler is someone else who tries to commit genocide. That’s it.

This fella, though. This fella is noteworthy because he’s on the record and admits that his upcoming statement is a terrible comparison before he continues with the same terrible comparison.

“Now, I know what I’m about to say is truly dumb as fuck, but please allow me to continue.”

“The gentleman can so continue.”

“Very well. You see, weed… It’s bad. People might say that it’s really bad. You know what else is bad? Pedophilia. Therefore, if smoking weed is bad and pedophilia is also bad, smoking weed is akin to pedophilia.”

“Burn the witch!”

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