I Feel Like This Hustler Magazine Cover Might Be Problematic?

Last night at around midnight I was out, minding my own business, looking for some chips and went into a local bodega that I don’t usually go to. Guess what? They didn’t have any chips. None. No chip section whatsoever. I thought that would be the most shocking revelation of my two block journey then I turned the corner and saw a MASSIVE porn magazine section. I’m talking porn on porn on porn. Hand to god there was one with Shyla Stylez on the cover so I’m not even sure people had stumbled into this place and touched a magazine in a solid decade.

But then this Hustler mag caught my eye and I gave Chris Tucker eyes at the thing. I’m aware that Hustler doesn’t have a reputation for being the most “PC” company, but I haven’t seen a Huster since Providence College hockey camp in like 2002, so I was still taken aback. I mean I don’t even know what to be offended at here, I just know the thing is offensive. Is it offensive to Americans? To Muslims? To the flag? To burkhas? All of the above? I don’t really know. I just know that it was a thing I noticed and I was too scared to add any commentary to it other than “here’s a picture of a thing I saw” because I knew it would piss someone off.

Didn’t end up buying it which I’m really kicking myself for now, though, because there’s no doubt that freedom fighter (whose freedom she’s fighting for is up for debate) is hot and you can’t get 4 hours of porn just anywhere these days.