Does The Invention Of The Fidget Spinner Butt Plug Mean That Fidget Spinners Are No Longer Just A Fad?
We did it fam! The #SpinSquad went from a fad enjoyed by kids to a fad enjoyed by people regardless of age to now as mainstream as it gets. You have to become a pretty important thread in the fabric of American life to evolve to sex toys, let alone weird butt stuff sex toys. We heard all the #haterz tell us that this was all just the flavor of the month. A trend that would die out before the school year is over. But today we can tell those #haterz to fuck themselves with this $35 piece of metal as someone casually spins some plastic hanging out of their ass. My mind was already blown by the simple yet sleek iPhone fidget spinner case.
And the fact that they could play Billie Jean on the violin.
But the fidget spinner butt plug is on a whole new level. Do you think the Pet Rock had sex toys made of it? Hell no. Could you have freaky with a Tamagotchi back in the day? Of course not! The only slamming you were doing with pogs was with your actual slammer. But you can satisfy your partner’s wildest desires while also getting your spins in with the fidget spinner butt plug.
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I never have and likely never will touch a butt plug. But I am truly happy for the people who get freaky with butt plugs but also have ADHD. What a country! What a world! What a glorious time to be alive!
h/t Jeff