"Bababooey" Just Got Absolutely DOMINATED By "Viva La Stool" At The US Open

Ouch. Tough look for bababooey here. I don’t think I’ve seen a first tee beatdown like that since Gilmore.

Look, I didn’t expect the yelling after tee shots game to be so gruesome. I didn’t expect to care. I didn’t expect it to be tooth and nail for W’s. I didn’t expect Howard Stern diving into 5 minute rants about how I’m a cunthead for liking when people yell our shit over his shit. Am I better than to care about who yells what at golf tournaments? Am I above it? Absolutely not. I am exactly it. This is what and who I am. This is what I was born to be. I live for these kinda W’s and it feels DAMN good to get this W today, especially at our national championship.

Oh, and on Rickie’s opening tee shot? After I picked him to win? After I bet him to win? Have a day, Riggsy. Viva la Stool indeed.

PS — You know who else is dominating at Erin Hills? Holly.