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Greg Norman Posted An Instagram Video Of Two Horses Fucking And He Seems A Little Too Into It

“Hey guys, do you ever wonder what Greg Norman is up to nowadays?”

Watching horses fuck. That’s what the great Greg Norman is up to nowadays. That’s not the answer I thought we were heading towards but here we are. Not only is he watching horses fucking but he seems SUPER into watching horses fuck.

Just look at him here

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The Shark is beyond excited to watch those two horses get it on. He’s got the phone on landscape mode and everything. A true pro. So there you go. If anyone asks you what Greg Norman is up to you now have the answer and it’s a good one. Also, I will never not be shocked at how big horse dicks are. I know they’re huge. “Hung like a horse” is used in popular culture all the time. I’m still never quite prepared for it. That horse has a HUUUUUUUUGE dick. A gargantuan dick. In fact, the saying “hung like a horse” is an insult to horses that we even think about comparing human dicks to horse dicks. No human has anything close to a dick that big. Pretty uneventful sex. HUGE dick.