A Bunch Of Weird Irish Kids Sang "Despacito" In Gaelic And The Song Still Stinks

First of all, SO AWKWARD. So awkward that it was extremely entertaining. Those kids on stage didn’t know what the fuck to do with their hands or legs or their entire bodies for that matter. Just awkwardly swaying back and forth and occasionally thrusting their bodies forward to sing a verse. Pretty much everyone in that video made my skin crawl with awkwardness. What a wild ride.

Well everyone but this kid

He brought the heat. Everyone else was so awkward and rigid that he looked like Bruno Mars out there.

And second, the song still stinks. STINKS. A couple weeks ago I tweeted that Despacito is extremely overrated and people were mad on line. Which probably means I was spreading the truth and somewhere deep in their brains, they realized that it was overrated too. There’s just nothing special about it. I hear it, I think “Ok that was fine” and I move onto a better song like Slide or I’m The One. Everyone else seems to be falling outta their chairs and orgasming all over the place over Despacito. I don’t get it. People also kept asking me, “Well are you talking about the Bieber version or the non-Bieber version?” Fucking BOTH. They both stink. And now we’ve got a Gaelic version and all three stink. The Gaelic one is probably the best version and even its terrible. Everybody needs to get off Despacito’s dick. #NotMySongOfTheSummer

PS- How long until Lena Dunham claims that the Gaelic version is cultural appropriation?