What Kind Of Message Is This Guy Wearing Michael Vick Cleats In A Doctor's Office Trying To Send?

@stoolpresidente @BarstoolBigCat @JFeitelberg diabolical shoe game. Guy wearing Mike Vick CLEATS in a doctors office. pic.twitter.com/8opo71SLYd

— Matt Brucker (@MBruckerATC) February 20, 2014

Absolutely fascinated by this move. Did he think the 40 was part of his physical? Does he wear cleats anywhere he goes just in case a game of football breaks out? And Michael Vick cleats too. So many fucking questions, so few answers, but I will say this, I want this guy in my crew. Don’t have a cleats guy and that seems like a chink in my armor. Everyone has a short friend, a fat friend, a wet blanket, a partier etc. But not everyone has a guy who wears cleats all the time. Feel like that would come in handy at some point. Success is preparation meeting opportunity, can’t be more prepared than a pair of Mike Vick cleats from 2005.