Elite Beach Body T-Shirts Are Now On Sale And They Are BREATHTAKING

OH MY GOODNESS. I know Barstool has been in the t-shirt game for years. While the blogs were the bricks that Pres built his empire on, the merch has been the cement holding it all together. So I realize what I am about to say carries a ton of weight. But I am going to say it regardless. These shirts are the most beautiful shirts ever sold here on Barstool Sports (dot) com. They capture both innocence and raw sexuality unlike anything I have ever seen. I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world. His struggle is man’s struggle. He lifts my spirit. He is ELITE, as is his happy trail.

As with all shirts at Barstool, buy them now because I don’t know how long the store will be able to keep them in stock.

We have the original men’s t-shirt.

Tanks for when you are at the beach showing off your elite beach body.

And of course for whatever ladies didn’t melt into a puddle of goo after seeing these shirts, we have a tee for them as well.

We still have the entire month of August for beach time, plus Mother Nature owes us at least one more month of summer weather after gipping us of a Spring. So BUY BUY BUY while they are still in stock.