A Dude Tried To Shoot An Armadillo But The Bullet Ricocheted Off The Armadillo And Hit Him In the Face

CBC- A Texas man was wounded after he fired a gun at an armadillo in his yard and the bullet ricocheted back to hit him in his face, the county sheriff said Friday. Cass County Sheriff Larry Rowe said the man, who was not identified, went outside his home in Marietta, Texas, at around 3 a.m. local time Thursday morning. He spotted the armadillo on his property and opened fire. “His wife was in the house. He went outside and took his .38 revolver and shot three times at the armadillo,” Rowe said. The animal’s hard shell deflected at least one of three bullets, which then struck the man’s jaw, he said. The man was airlifted to a nearby hospital, where his jaw was wired shut, according to Rowe. The status of the animal is unknown. “We didn’t find the armadillo,” the sheriff said.

My main take away from this is that we better hope and pray to the human-created Gods that animals never get wise to this whole situation we’re in. Because if animals ever attain the ability to think outside their animal brains and decide to take over the world, they’ll be able to do it in a heart beat. Less than a heart beat. Think about it. The one and only reason humans run this place is because animals still have one track minds. All they think about is survive survive survive. They don’ think, “Hey why don’t we fuck up the things have been fucking up our habitats for so long?” It’s over so fast for the human race if there’s ever an animal rebellion. This armadillo thing is a perfect example. Yeah sure our country is armed to the TEETH with guns but that won’t matter when bears and monkeys are using armadillos as bullet-proof trojan horses to raid our cities. This dude tried to take a .38 revolver to a dillo and ended up taking 3 bullets to the jaw. That’s barely scratching the surface if animals decide to take back Mother Earth.