Ever Wanted To Take A Long Piss In The Beer Fridge At The Gas Station? You Arent Alone

I’m not pissed at this guy. I’m just not. I’m sure our pal here waited as long as he could before he peed in the beer fridge. What if there was a long line at the loo?? What if the door was locked and it was one of those gas station that gives you a key that’s chained to like a traffic cone or some shit. What if he went in the bathroom and there was a big growler from Fat Gary who just ate the Mondo Burrito at El Taco Gordo for lunch? Bad news, folks. That’s just bad news. You think he wants to pee on the bad boy that still stayed up despite three down flushes? No way.

Not to mention that doing a urine in a cooler is about as nice as you can be. In this heat, piss stinks. It gets all warmed up and urine has the exact same chemical compounds as those Scentsy candles. Not a lot of people know that. I love chemistry.

Now I’m not saying that Scentsy has urine scented candles. I’m not saying that at all. I’m a huge candle guy. I think there can be some candles with different types of scents that are enjoyable but urine isnt in that group.

“Like what Chaps? What’s gettin up in them nostrils, my slicc bitcc?”

Well, I have a vanilla tobacco which is nice. I always enjoy fresh cut grass or even leather. The smell of leather just makes me feel productive and kinda like a cowboy. I know having leather scented candles doesnt make me a cowboy but it feels like I am one. Yeehaw and all that shit.

“I bet you’d look great in a Cowboy hat, Chaps!”

You aren’t wrong.