Aaron Rodgers Mustache is GLORIOUS
My goodness gracious would you look at that thing. How sick inside is Big Cat that Aaron Rodgers has a better mustache than him now. Literally just stuffed Dan in a locker with that bad boy. I bet Mitchell “The Bitchell” Trubisky couldn’t even fathom growing such a thing.
Rodgers has gone through a series of mustaches is his career
But none of those hold a finger to what we have going on this year. I hope he keeps it for the whole season because I frankly can’t stop looking at it. That’s the look of a quarterback who’s about to scorch the Earth with fire flame throws that make you spit out your drink. Now with his new compadre Martellus Bennett there might not be a goddamn thing a defense can do to stop this man. I’m thinking the touchdown record is in play this year.
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He’s a BADDDD MAN
P.S. Aaron’s even got a new love bird just in time for the season. Meet Marie Margolius
She’s 24, but we hold no judgement over age difference at this company. May we pray she’s less crazier than Oliva Munn and doesn’t create a rift between the family again. She looks like a sweetheart.
UPDATE: And just like that, the stache is gone. All good things must truly come to an end